(Chat courtesy KVA)
me: im damn sleepy man
just dont feel like working
Sputnik: why... slept late?
me: kinda, n broken sleep n shit
Sputnik: why.. man..
me: i dont think u wanna get into that
Sputnik: i see you're life is pretty rockin!!!
me: shit happens man
Sputnik: drugs.. sex.... and rock"n"roll
me: kinda...
something like ur college days
Sputnik: u livin like a rockstar
me: im a little late to burst on the scene
Sputnik: my college days???/
me: u lived that life in college man
Sputnik: u mean.. the girlfriend life!!!!
me: u dont need to attach a term to it dude
just keep it as sex, drugs n rock n roll
since we're on this topic, can u help me with something
Sputnik: cool
me: whts a good condom to go for? :-)
Sputnik: durex....
me: any particular type?
or its all the same
u know, like the ribbed n shit
Sputnik: thin is good
me: cool
Sputnik: you've had the sex before... u dont need help
me: yeah dude, but
i dont know whts the scene on the protection front
the latest technology n shit
besides, theres always more to learn
Sputnik: dont know.. man... havent had sex for a while..
Sputnik: i aint so good at hittin on chicks... ioh my god... his chicks are not to be spoken of
me : R's?
Sputnik: yeah.. man.. really sad choice of women
me: i dont think he operates by choice dude
its about getting what u can
n i think u set very high standards for ur self
ur not brad pitt u know
n u dont have a big flashy fancy car
Sputnik: i know....
me: we guys have to learn to settle with 2nd best
dont go for the girl in the red dress man
Sputnik: i aint going for the dress in the red dress
girl
me: hahahahah
n this S is seeing someone else?
Sputnik: It's K
me: dont get sentu
senti
Sputnik: no she's been interested in some pilot dude.. for a long time...
drives a freakin honda accord!!
but no,, she's not going out.
me: tell the fucker to go fly his plane n give u the accord man
Sputnik: yeah... life is so pretty...
me: n the pilot also likes her
u have to make her understand that pilots are not faithful n shit
they have chicks in every city n all
Sputnik: i know....
me: they have orgies on the plane with the air hostess
Sputnik: hey.. fuck you.. man
me: im just trying to help man
Sputnik: in what way
me: u gotta explain this shit to her
so she doesnt like the pilot dude
Sputnik: explain what?
me: that that is what pilots do dumbass
have orgies with the air hostess' on the plane
Sputnik: aaaaaaah
lol
damn .. mna'
me: stupid fool
Sputnik: she'll get pissed if talk shit like that
me: thats the idea. she shd get pissed at the pilot
Sputnik: no u fool
she'll get pissed at me
Sputnik: man....
u trippin now
me: im just trying to help man
brain storming
Sputnik: appreciate it.. man
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5 comments:
hmm, maybe its more fun with the original names lol.
to think this guy was really into her. eM, see what i mean by me giving advice?!?
i actually thought it was rather good advice. and you and chitgo are lazy asses, go accept the invite and contribute. :P
it's too long. it's too personal and frankly i was bored midway through.
also haven't you 'turds heard of non-latex avanti?
oh well. perhaps we should break up long conversations in to mini posts?
or start conversations based on a common thread coz thus far i can't tell jackshit of what's going on.
rofl
i laugh reading this, because I have the same view about 'em navyboys. lmao!
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