What happened to good ol' fashioned doing it?

(Chat courtesy KVA)


me: im damn sleepy man

just dont feel like working

Sputnik: why... slept late?

me: kinda, n broken sleep n shit

Sputnik: why.. man..

me: i dont think u wanna get into that

Sputnik: i see you're life is pretty rockin!!!

me: shit happens man

Sputnik: drugs.. sex.... and rock"n"roll

me: kinda...

something like ur college days

Sputnik: u livin like a rockstar

me: im a little late to burst on the scene

Sputnik: my college days???/

me: u lived that life in college man

Sputnik: u mean.. the girlfriend life!!!!

me: u dont need to attach a term to it dude

just keep it as sex, drugs n rock n roll

since we're on this topic, can u help me with something

Sputnik: cool

me: whts a good condom to go for? :-)

Sputnik: durex....

me: any particular type?

or its all the same

u know, like the ribbed n shit

Sputnik: thin is good

me: cool

Sputnik: you've had the sex before... u dont need help

me: yeah dude, but
i dont know whts the scene on the protection front

the latest technology n shit

besides, theres always more to learn

Sputnik: dont know.. man... havent had sex for a while..

Sputnik: i aint so good at hittin on chicks... ioh my god... his chicks are not to be spoken of

me : R's?

Sputnik: yeah.. man.. really sad choice of women

me: i dont think he operates by choice dude

its about getting what u can

n i think u set very high standards for ur self
ur not brad pitt u know

n u dont have a big flashy fancy car

Sputnik: i know....

me: we guys have to learn to settle with 2nd best

dont go for the girl in the red dress man

Sputnik: i aint going for the dress in the red dress

girl

me: hahahahah

n this S is seeing someone else?

Sputnik: It's K


me: dont get sentu
senti

Sputnik: no she's been interested in some pilot dude.. for a long time...

drives a freakin honda accord!!

but no,, she's not going out.
me: tell the fucker to go fly his plane n give u the accord man

Sputnik: yeah... life is so pretty...

me: n the pilot also likes her

u have to make her understand that pilots are not faithful n shit

they have chicks in every city n all

Sputnik: i know....

me: they have orgies on the plane with the air hostess

Sputnik: hey.. fuck you.. man

me: im just trying to help man

Sputnik: in what way

me: u gotta explain this shit to her

so she doesnt like the pilot dude

Sputnik: explain what?

me: that that is what pilots do dumbass

have orgies with the air hostess' on the plane

Sputnik: aaaaaaah

lol

damn .. mna'

me: stupid fool

Sputnik: she'll get pissed if talk shit like that

me: thats the idea. she shd get pissed at the pilot

Sputnik: no u fool

she'll get pissed at me

Sputnik: man....

u trippin now

me: im just trying to help man

brain storming

Sputnik: appreciate it.. man