(Chat courtesy KVA)
me: im damn sleepy man
just dont feel like working
Sputnik: why... slept late?
me: kinda, n broken sleep n shit
Sputnik: why.. man..
me: i dont think u wanna get into that
Sputnik: i see you're life is pretty rockin!!!
me: shit happens man
Sputnik: drugs.. sex.... and rock"n"roll
me: kinda...
something like ur college days
Sputnik: u livin like a rockstar
me: im a little late to burst on the scene
Sputnik: my college days???/
me: u lived that life in college man
Sputnik: u mean.. the girlfriend life!!!!
me: u dont need to attach a term to it dude
just keep it as sex, drugs n rock n roll
since we're on this topic, can u help me with something
Sputnik: cool
me: whts a good condom to go for? :-)
Sputnik: durex....
me: any particular type?
or its all the same
u know, like the ribbed n shit
Sputnik: thin is good
me: cool
Sputnik: you've had the sex before... u dont need help
me: yeah dude, but
i dont know whts the scene on the protection front
the latest technology n shit
besides, theres always more to learn
Sputnik: dont know.. man... havent had sex for a while..
Sputnik: i aint so good at hittin on chicks... ioh my god... his chicks are not to be spoken of
me : R's?
Sputnik: yeah.. man.. really sad choice of women
me: i dont think he operates by choice dude
its about getting what u can
n i think u set very high standards for ur self
ur not brad pitt u know
n u dont have a big flashy fancy car
Sputnik: i know....
me: we guys have to learn to settle with 2nd best
dont go for the girl in the red dress man
Sputnik: i aint going for the dress in the red dress
girl
me: hahahahah
n this S is seeing someone else?
Sputnik: It's K
me: dont get sentu
senti
Sputnik: no she's been interested in some pilot dude.. for a long time...
drives a freakin honda accord!!
but no,, she's not going out.
me: tell the fucker to go fly his plane n give u the accord man
Sputnik: yeah... life is so pretty...
me: n the pilot also likes her
u have to make her understand that pilots are not faithful n shit
they have chicks in every city n all
Sputnik: i know....
me: they have orgies on the plane with the air hostess
Sputnik: hey.. fuck you.. man
me: im just trying to help man
Sputnik: in what way
me: u gotta explain this shit to her
so she doesnt like the pilot dude
Sputnik: explain what?
me: that that is what pilots do dumbass
have orgies with the air hostess' on the plane
Sputnik: aaaaaaah
lol
damn .. mna'
me: stupid fool
Sputnik: she'll get pissed if talk shit like that
me: thats the idea. she shd get pissed at the pilot
Sputnik: no u fool
she'll get pissed at me
Sputnik: man....
u trippin now
me: im just trying to help man
brain storming
Sputnik: appreciate it.. man
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31.5.07
How It All Began
Once there was an eM and there was a chitgo and they were very funny people.
And so it came to pass that the eM and the chitgo decided their brilliancies should not be selfishly kept between the two of them.
And so the eM (who is full of good ideas) said, "Verily my friend, we should share our wit with the world."
And the chitgo (who is the soul of generosity) said, "Thou speakest the truth and why not let others too contribute their own gospel?"
And this was the conversation they had:
eM: i have a great idea for a new blog!!
and you're joining it
no arguments :P
chitgo: haha
really?
what's this blog about?
did you see my comment :)
i think it's the sweetest thing i've ever said to u
and it wasn't even deserved
:P
me: i know!!
i'm all misty eyed
heyyyyyyyy
it was so deserved
:P
i almost wept with all this real life love
chitgo: oops
no but i said what i meant
i find it difficult to relate your blog avatar to who you are
you're the kind of girl who basically good things should happen to
me: ya, lots of people say that
about me not being eM ie
not about good things
chitgo: hmmm
eM: but i hope they do happen
anyway.. so the new blog
that i'm starting
is basically going to be a chat transcript blog
for all the brilliances people exchange online
:)
i think it's a fab idea
what do you think?
chitgo: hhaha
tht'a awesome:)
it stems from our famous chat!
chitgo: im on :D
yay!
fun fun fun
eM: and we should let other people contribute as well
no?
chitgo: absolutely
eM: although by email or by comments?
Dhruv: email...if you have the time
eM: hahaha... i know
so much time wasting
sigh
eM: keyboard bitchslaps/
?
yes?
i quite like it
chitgo: hahaah yeah :)
keyboard bitchslaps:)
kickass
And so, if thou hast a keyboard bitchslap, shareth it with us in the comments section or email (thecompulsiveconfessorATgmailDOTcom) so that your wisdom too can be taken forward in the world.
(Chats will be published just as they are sent, if you want a particular name or URL highlighted, please make that clear in your email. Thanks!)
And so it came to pass that the eM and the chitgo decided their brilliancies should not be selfishly kept between the two of them.
And so the eM (who is full of good ideas) said, "Verily my friend, we should share our wit with the world."
And the chitgo (who is the soul of generosity) said, "Thou speakest the truth and why not let others too contribute their own gospel?"
And this was the conversation they had:
eM: i have a great idea for a new blog!!
and you're joining it
no arguments :P
chitgo: haha
really?
what's this blog about?
did you see my comment :)
i think it's the sweetest thing i've ever said to u
and it wasn't even deserved
:P
me: i know!!
i'm all misty eyed
heyyyyyyyy
it was so deserved
:P
i almost wept with all this real life love
chitgo: oops
no but i said what i meant
i find it difficult to relate your blog avatar to who you are
you're the kind of girl who basically good things should happen to
me: ya, lots of people say that
about me not being eM ie
not about good things
chitgo: hmmm
eM: but i hope they do happen
anyway.. so the new blog
that i'm starting
is basically going to be a chat transcript blog
for all the brilliances people exchange online
:)
i think it's a fab idea
what do you think?
chitgo: hhaha
tht'a awesome:)
it stems from our famous chat!
chitgo: im on :D
yay!
fun fun fun
eM: and we should let other people contribute as well
no?
chitgo: absolutely
eM: although by email or by comments?
Dhruv: email...if you have the time
eM: hahaha... i know
so much time wasting
sigh
eM: keyboard bitchslaps/
?
yes?
i quite like it
chitgo: hahaah yeah :)
keyboard bitchslaps:)
kickass
And so, if thou hast a keyboard bitchslap, shareth it with us in the comments section or email (thecompulsiveconfessorATgmailDOTcom) so that your wisdom too can be taken forward in the world.
(Chats will be published just as they are sent, if you want a particular name or URL highlighted, please make that clear in your email. Thanks!)
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